{"product_id":"irony-1-of-1","title":"IRONY | The Highest Priced Canvas High-Top Sneaker For Sale to Date","description":"\u003ch1\u003eIRONY\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice: $10,000,000.00\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a cheap canvas shoe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt costs us roughly \u003cstrong\u003e$43 to physically manufacture\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe are selling it for \u003cstrong\u003eten million dollars\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause luxury fashion is kind of a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe materials aren't worth ten million dollars. The labor isn't worth ten million dollars. The shoe itself definitely isn't worth ten million dollars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut apparently, that doesn't always matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBranding matters. Exclusivity matters. Status matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd sometimes the price tag seems to matter more than the actual product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo we decided to stop pretending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is \u003cstrong\u003eIRONY\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA shoe that tells you exactly what it costs to make and exactly how ridiculous the price is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo diamonds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo gold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo celebrity endorsement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo story about how this canvas was hand-selected by a third-generation Italian shoe master living somewhere on the side of a mountain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's just a canvas shoe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt costs around \u003cstrong\u003e$43 to make\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd we're selling it for \u003cstrong\u003e$10,000,000.00\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause apparently, that's how luxury works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe funny part is this:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone actually buys it, we're deleting it from our systems indefinitely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo restocks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo reproductions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo “limited edition coming soon.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo second drop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person who buys it will own a real \u003cstrong\u003e1 OF 1\u003c\/strong\u003e pair of shoes that may or may not break the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt the very least, they'll own the most expensive canvas shoe we have ever made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd probably the funniest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE EXPERIMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it sells, we prove the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it doesn't sell, we probably still prove the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEither way, we're having fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIRONY by HOWLIX.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt cost $43 to make.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt costs $10,000,000 to own.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant to buy more than one?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, we didn't think anyone would ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut if you want to buy multiple pairs and turn this from a \u003cstrong\u003e1 OF 1\u003c\/strong\u003e into a \u003cstrong\u003e1 OF MULTIPLE\u003c\/strong\u003e, let us know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe'll make more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey still cost us under $50.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmail us for your shoe size. \u003cstrong class=\"pf-d-block\"\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"pf-m-0 pf-mt-4 pf-text-gray-700\"\u003e5, 5.5, 6, 6.5, 7, 7.5, 8, 8.5, 9, 9.5, 10, 10.5, 11, 11.5, 12, 12.5, 13\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Howling Wolf Disc Golf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45675150213189,"sku":null,"price":10000000.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/1307\/6037\/files\/mens-high-top-canvas-shoes-white-front-6a9713b127208.png?v=1788288146","url":"https:\/\/howlingwolfdiscgolf.com\/products\/irony-1-of-1","provider":"Howling Wolf Disc Golf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}